hahas..it's the 7th alr!! i'm taking off on the 10th!!
ahh..missing sg before i even leave..lols..
kinda sad thinking abt what i'm leaving behind for a mth..
but it'll be a mth worth of great experience no matter it'll be good or bad experience..hahas..cos can learn from any experience no?
funny thing is, i still have yet to feel the excitedness in travelling..
still seems kinda like long way to go..
my thinking still kinda lag i guess..lols..
haven register yet..
guess shall have to wait till tt day to feel excited?lols
anw, shall try to get my hands on a com while there..=D
ok,shall go play game awhile..wont get to play many games for a mth lehs..hahas
but will have chance to play wii!!
lols..cos one of the hostels got wii,so hope can get to try play with it..=D
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
some retarded jokes..
Know Who I Am?
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know WHO I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
Answering machine [the last message best..lols]
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Doctors & Lawyers
A lawyer and a doctor are at a party. A woman approaches the
doctor and asks him how she should treat a particular ailment. The doctor offers
an opinion.
After the woman walks away, the doctor asks the lawyer, “Do you think
I should send her a bill?”
“Of course.” says the lawyer. “She asked for your advice and no doubt will act
on it.”
On Monday morning the doctor arrives at his office and issues the
woman a $50.00 bill.
That afternoon he receives a $100.00 bill from the lawyer
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know WHO I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
Answering machine [the last message best..lols]
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Doctors & Lawyers
A lawyer and a doctor are at a party. A woman approaches the
doctor and asks him how she should treat a particular ailment. The doctor offers
an opinion.
After the woman walks away, the doctor asks the lawyer, “Do you think
I should send her a bill?”
“Of course.” says the lawyer. “She asked for your advice and no doubt will act
on it.”
On Monday morning the doctor arrives at his office and issues the
woman a $50.00 bill.
That afternoon he receives a $100.00 bill from the lawyer
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Sunday, February 15, 2009
holiday has arrived!!
Have been celebrating plenty of birthdays recently..tml's celebration is gonna be the last one this month i think..
Anw, sigh.. Now tt poly life ended, am wondering what's next..
If possible, i'd like to further my studies,but it's expensive to go overseas, n i have wasted my time in my poly days slacking n thus my grades were affected, local uni is gonna be hard to enter..sad..but oh well..
Ahaha..just hope i'm able to enjoy my life doing whatever i like..
Detest working,so not likely to get a stable job n settle down..nah..totally unlike me..=D
Anw, these few days have been so busy..after tml, i must go get things done..do my passport photo n renew my passport, clear my room,brush up jap,practise with my dslr, n do training for my trip..=) yups..if no train i die there ah..at least 10 kg weight on my back,n must carry it whenever travelling from one place to another, for the whole 28 days..
Ah..i still got 3 weeks! Jia you!=)
Ok..better go zz le..tml gotta wake us early for a surprise..ahaha..ciao!
Have been celebrating plenty of birthdays recently..tml's celebration is gonna be the last one this month i think..
Anw, sigh.. Now tt poly life ended, am wondering what's next..
If possible, i'd like to further my studies,but it's expensive to go overseas, n i have wasted my time in my poly days slacking n thus my grades were affected, local uni is gonna be hard to enter..sad..but oh well..
Ahaha..just hope i'm able to enjoy my life doing whatever i like..
Detest working,so not likely to get a stable job n settle down..nah..totally unlike me..=D
Anw, these few days have been so busy..after tml, i must go get things done..do my passport photo n renew my passport, clear my room,brush up jap,practise with my dslr, n do training for my trip..=) yups..if no train i die there ah..at least 10 kg weight on my back,n must carry it whenever travelling from one place to another, for the whole 28 days..
Ah..i still got 3 weeks! Jia you!=)
Ok..better go zz le..tml gotta wake us early for a surprise..ahaha..ciao!
Thursday, February 5, 2009
monetary affairs..sighs-5 feb 2009
dammit..
i want $$$$$$!!!!
sigh..
if only i have 25k..(of course more better, but still, keep it low..hahas)
den i shall invest 12k in euros
8k in pounds
5k in aussie dollars..
SIGHHHHH...
would be richer if i hadnt been spending $$ on alot of stuffs..
argh..
oh well..anw, just hope stupid yen stop rising n hope the pm stop depreciating our currency!!!
bigger sigh..
if i knew the situation would be like this, i wouldnt have gotten tickets last year..
then i'd be gg london instead..or perhaps europe..
but even not those places, the tix to jp is also now abt prob 100bucks cheaper..
mayb one consolation is tt there were better seats then than now..
hahas..yay! will be taking the 'new' air bus! (after so long doubt it's tt new le la..hahas)
oh! also think mayb lucky bought tt time cos now SIA increasing oil price again..think another 100-200+..
i want $$$$$$!!!!
sigh..
if only i have 25k..(of course more better, but still, keep it low..hahas)
den i shall invest 12k in euros
8k in pounds
5k in aussie dollars..
SIGHHHHH...
would be richer if i hadnt been spending $$ on alot of stuffs..
argh..
oh well..anw, just hope stupid yen stop rising n hope the pm stop depreciating our currency!!!
bigger sigh..
if i knew the situation would be like this, i wouldnt have gotten tickets last year..
then i'd be gg london instead..or perhaps europe..
but even not those places, the tix to jp is also now abt prob 100bucks cheaper..
mayb one consolation is tt there were better seats then than now..
hahas..yay! will be taking the 'new' air bus! (after so long doubt it's tt new le la..hahas)
oh! also think mayb lucky bought tt time cos now SIA increasing oil price again..think another 100-200+..
Friday, January 30, 2009
wai bday celebration
celebrated wai's bday at sakae today..=)
he got caked with tasty whipped cream =D
received his pretty ice cream stick present/mesage
and overstuffed himself with nydc cake..hahas..
it was a fun night, made a whole lot of mess in sakae and we were all well fed..
after tonight, there's still 3 more bday's to celebrate!
marcus, gordon, and gerald..
okie, time to go watch my darlin on screen..=D
HOUSE MD!^^
he got caked with tasty whipped cream =D
received his pretty ice cream stick present/mesage
and overstuffed himself with nydc cake..hahas..
it was a fun night, made a whole lot of mess in sakae and we were all well fed..
after tonight, there's still 3 more bday's to celebrate!
marcus, gordon, and gerald..
okie, time to go watch my darlin on screen..=D
HOUSE MD!^^
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
stupid CnC3-23rd dec 2008
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..
annoying!!!!!
was playing CnC3 skirmish..
tt one game i spent more than 3hrs playing, expanding my base till more than 3/4 of the map and then the bloody game crashed!!!
sooooooooooooooooo annoying!!!! idiot..it was so nice lor..
somemore i collected $500,000 worth of tiberium..meaning i've built who knows how much silos..lols..
wahuhuh..annoying annoying annoying..
hmph..nvm..shall play again another day..
oh ya..damn..better off com liaos..have been playing com ever since i woke up..
was playing campaign in the afternoon..
sigh..stuck at croatia..the stupid NOD forces so strong..hate the stupid ppl tt can throw fire..rahh..nvm..shall use new tactics..found out some things tt can be done thru pure coincidence..=D
okie ciao!
annoying!!!!!
was playing CnC3 skirmish..
tt one game i spent more than 3hrs playing, expanding my base till more than 3/4 of the map and then the bloody game crashed!!!
sooooooooooooooooo annoying!!!! idiot..it was so nice lor..
somemore i collected $500,000 worth of tiberium..meaning i've built who knows how much silos..lols..
wahuhuh..annoying annoying annoying..
hmph..nvm..shall play again another day..
oh ya..damn..better off com liaos..have been playing com ever since i woke up..
was playing campaign in the afternoon..
sigh..stuck at croatia..the stupid NOD forces so strong..hate the stupid ppl tt can throw fire..rahh..nvm..shall use new tactics..found out some things tt can be done thru pure coincidence..=D
okie ciao!
Friday, December 12, 2008
the new rage of randomness..=D
Put your MP3 on shuffle, and write down the first line of the
first 20 english songs you hear.
The first line of the 21st song is the title.
(in this case, i used my itunes =D)
are you aware of what you make me feel
Caro mio ben
i'll be waiting just around the corner of your eye
you're the one for me
i use to think
have i told you lately
lonely
when you left i lost a part of me
smile an everlasting smile
na na na na na na
i took your picture
he's my best friend
you must remember this
there's a chill in the air
hands up
Johnny wanna be a big star
i love it when we do what we do when we do
baby baby baby from the day i saw you
Don't know what day it is
Sleeping awake and awake when I'm sleeping
calling out your name
ok, here's my random song..hahas
first 20 english songs you hear.
The first line of the 21st song is the title.
(in this case, i used my itunes =D)
are you aware of what you make me feel
Caro mio ben
i'll be waiting just around the corner of your eye
you're the one for me
i use to think
have i told you lately
lonely
when you left i lost a part of me
smile an everlasting smile
na na na na na na
i took your picture
he's my best friend
you must remember this
there's a chill in the air
hands up
Johnny wanna be a big star
i love it when we do what we do when we do
baby baby baby from the day i saw you
Don't know what day it is
Sleeping awake and awake when I'm sleeping
calling out your name
ok, here's my random song..hahas
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